mariahgem:

highway131:

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

• No Pulp
• With Pulp
• MORE Pulp
• LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

• Loaded With Even More Pulp
• Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
• Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
• Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
• Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
• I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
• Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
• No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
• An Orange

FUCK this will never not be funny.

OMG I AM CRYING!!  Awesome!

charalottie:

nickkphoenix:

daylighters:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

IM FUCKING CRYING

I can’t even, LOOOOL

nicebum:

OH MY GOD

stapledfinger:

You ask, I make. 

callmeyoungsocrates:

so i just found the weirdest picture of my mom and me on halloween like two years ago.

…wat.

I like that cactus. That’s a nice cactus.

krstaley:

…I vote Levar Burton to be the official “Let Me Tell You About Homestuck” guy.

callmeyoungsocrates:

4chanisbetter-than:

Why can’t the RuneScape tag be as interesting as this?

the runescape tag is such shit.
i stopped following it months ago.
not cos i don’t play anymore, but because it’s filled with wanna-be trolls who still think U MAD BRO? is funny.
also shitty fan art.
and people posting their stats and finding the need to clutter the tag with it.
but yeah, mostly butt-hurt faggots. 

OMG ARE YOU INSULTING THE RUNESCAPE COMMUNITY? FOR SHAME.